1 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:43,305 I'm just going to pee and00 2 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:40,680 All right. 3 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:39,990 For sure. 4 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,350 Was it close at all? 5 00:04:28,350 --> 00:04:31,040 Here we go. 6 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:31,990 I got to quit vaping. 7 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:38,340 Thank you. 8 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:37,840 Thanks, buddy. 9 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,460 Signing off. 10 00:04:16,712 --> 00:04:18,258 You're leaving me hanging. 11 00:04:15,445 --> 00:04:16,712 You're leaving me hanging. 12 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,230 Almost there. 13 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,483 You did it. 14 00:03:32,731 --> 00:03:36,580 I have abs but-- just let's do this. 15 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,670 [LAUGHTER] 16 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:42,180 Signing off. 17 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:58,540 Let's go. 18 00:03:09,894 --> 00:03:11,388 Hopping on for a ride. 19 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:37,480 Take your mark. 20 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,894 Oh, crap. 21 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:07,580 Form looks good. 22 00:04:43,305 --> 00:04:45,030 1 and 0 after retirement. 23 00:04:04,815 --> 00:04:06,030 He's got it. 24 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:36,513 This is what they gave me. 25 00:04:25,670 --> 00:04:27,360 Oh, my God. 26 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:36,890 All right, man. 27 00:02:57,130 --> 00:02:57,670 Yeah. 28 00:01:58,846 --> 00:02:01,600 [LAUGHTER] 29 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:32,750 Yeah. 30 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,810 So what, were we going to race? 31 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,175 You going to survive? 32 00:04:21,808 --> 00:04:24,320 I have a lot of respect for what you do. 33 00:04:20,175 --> 00:04:21,808 Yeah. 34 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:56,580 I got it. 35 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:36,020 OK, have you ever done butterfly? 36 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:28,402 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] I'm so out of breath. 37 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:45,190 Yeah, OK. 38 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,460 yeah, a little. 39 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,010 No, but it's more comfortable. 40 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:58,040 OK. 41 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:37,190 Never. 42 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:34,166 I kind of thought that was going to happen. 43 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,403 That's cold! 44 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:43,898 Yeah. 45 00:02:04,403 --> 00:02:05,820 All right, let's see what you got. 46 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:08,400 I'm bouncing off the floor. 47 00:03:14,874 --> 00:03:17,862 [APPLAUSE] 48 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:48,905 I've never felt more Jewish in my life. 49 00:01:20,130 --> 00:01:21,490 Oh, well this is going to be fun then. 50 00:04:14,483 --> 00:04:15,445 You finished. 51 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,360 It's shallow. 52 00:02:18,768 --> 00:02:21,756 [LAUGHTER] 53 00:02:51,109 --> 00:02:51,609 What? 54 00:03:28,402 --> 00:03:31,288 [TRUMPET PLAYING] 55 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,320 It hurts your hair a little. 56 00:02:38,890 --> 00:02:41,040 It's like this. 57 00:02:56,580 --> 00:02:57,130 You got that? 58 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,300 You all right over there? 59 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:33,380 I think that's about right. 60 00:01:31,170 --> 00:01:32,250 Like that? 61 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:38,890 Do you know what it looks like? 62 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,846 I have a little shrinkage and I'm not even in the water. 63 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:31,410 Water up your nose. 64 00:02:31,410 --> 00:02:31,910 I got water up my nose, yeah. 65 00:02:29,226 --> 00:02:30,580 I got water-- 66 00:01:19,130 --> 00:01:20,130 when I was a little kid. 67 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,280 Yeah, so it's just like this. 68 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:25,740 And return. 69 00:01:21,490 --> 00:01:22,560 We're going to have a blast today. 70 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:49,610 Well, you know, I mean-- 71 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:46,670 We're good. 72 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:47,820 Are you nervous? 73 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:37,480 Wow that's-- 74 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:23,645 Do you need help putting that on? 75 00:01:11,062 --> 00:01:13,020 We're going to have some fun in the pool today. 76 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:15,125 OK. 77 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:41,585 And it also cuts down on the drag when you're out there. 78 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:09,630 28-time Olympic medalist. 79 00:01:23,645 --> 00:01:24,340 No, I got it. 80 00:00:56,874 --> 00:00:59,850 But he's average in every other way. 81 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,874 He's super-duper awesome at what he does. 82 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:46,380 Please enjoy the first installment of Average Andy. 83 00:00:12,105 --> 00:00:14,230 And Halloween is coming up soon so we're gonna be-- 84 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:19,130 I don't think-- I really haven't swam laps since Jewish camp 85 00:00:38,810 --> 00:00:41,060 So today, Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps 86 00:01:43,898 --> 00:01:44,690 I'm having trouble. 87 00:01:15,125 --> 00:01:16,110 I've never done that. 88 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:38,810 to do what they do. 89 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,810 (SINGING) He's an executive producer on The Ellen Show. 90 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:46,880 [ROCK MUSIC] 91 00:01:41,585 --> 00:01:42,710 That cuts down on the drag? 92 00:01:03,322 --> 00:01:07,020 I'm Michael Phelps, 23-time Olympic gold medalist, 93 00:00:26,780 --> 00:00:28,820 We created a segment just for him, 94 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,430 So what kind of swimsuit we got working with today? 95 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,070 Now we're going to send you to another haunted house. 96 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:06,630 That is my executive producer Andy over there. 97 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:52,280 (SINGING) He's average in every other way. 98 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:11,062 And I'm here with Andy. 99 00:00:06,630 --> 00:00:09,420 [CROWD CHEERING] 100 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,800 yeah? 101 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,367 I want to talk about the biggest scaredy-cat I know. 102 00:00:50,810 --> 00:00:53,970 He works hard every day. 103 00:00:32,509 --> 00:00:36,770 teach Andy, who is a completely average person, how 104 00:00:00,150 --> 00:00:01,200 Let's get back to cats. 105 00:01:13,020 --> 00:01:14,625 I'm going to teach you how to do butterfly. 106 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:43,070 attempts to teach Andy how to swim. 107 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:32,509 where extraordinary people who are at the best in the world, 108 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,780 I love you so much, Andy. 109 00:04:48,905 --> 00:04:49,530 [MUSIC PLAYING] 110 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,280 So anyway, we thought we would-- 111 00:00:21,070 --> 00:00:23,600 That'll be so fun.